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Welcome to Excogi

The Ultimate College Experience

At Excogi we understand that college can be a real bitch. Between the never-ending assignments shitty professors and overwhelming stress it's enough to make anyone want to drop out and become a stripper. But fear not because Excogi is here to make your college life a little less fucked up.

Our team of experienced degenerates have created a one-stop-shop for all your college needs. From textbooks and study guides to party supplies and hangover cures we've got you covered.

We know how expensive those damn textbooks can be. That's why we offer a wide selection of new and used textbooks at affordable prices. Plus we have a buyback program so you can sell back those books once you're done with them and use the cash for more important things...like booze.

Sick of listening to your boring-ass professor drone on about shit you'll never use in the real world? Yeah us too. That's why we offer study guides written by students who actually give a fuck about helping you pass that class. These guides are guaranteed to get you an A (or at least a passing grade).

Let's face it - college isn't just about studying (although your parents would like to think so). It's also about getting wasted and making questionable decisions. That's why we offer the best party supplies around. From beer pong tables to shot glasses shaped like dicks (because why not) we've got everything you need for an epic night of debauchery.

We've all been there - waking up after a night of heavy drinking with a pounding headache and a strong desire to never drink again. But fear not because we have the ultimate hangover cure products. From electrolyte drinks to vitamins specifically designed for hungover assholes we'll have you feeling like a functioning human being in no time.

• Textbooks that won't break the fucking bank
• Fuck boring lectures - Study guides are where it's at
• The ultimate party supplies for epic ragers
• Cure your hangover with our holy grail products

So don't let college kick your ass any longer. Check out Excogi and make your college experience a little less shitty.